I know it's been forever. I've been busy, okay? I was temporarily promoted at the theatre while they looked for a new manager and have been covering shifts like crazy at the pool since it's flu season and there's a few people on vacation. And honestly, none of you are paying me to entertain you so I gotta rake in some dough somehow. So unless you start sending me cheques, you can stop harassing me about how badly you want me to put up another post.
For New Year's Eve the total votes I received as comments and text messages equalled out to be a tie so I wore something completely different haha. I promise to post a picture soon. Actually I owe you guys a couple photos, I'll soon make a post with all promised pictures! I just haven't had time to put on my hot girl disguise and get Melaney to help with a photo shoot.
What I wanted to talk to ya'll about today is the most embarrassing moment of my life. On January 27th, it was Coke's 18th birthday. We decided to go out the Saturday at midnight so it was technically Sunday and had some blue raspberry vodka with sprite before we left to go to the Boston Pizza lounge. When Big Poppa dropped us off at the lounge I was already a tinsy bit tipsy. We got a couple more drinks and then Lulu and P-Douche came to play pool so we moved to a booth at the back of the lounge close to the pool tables. The thing about the back booths is that they are a step up from the floor. They are the only booths in the entire place like that, too! So while you're sitting there you are looking at all these floor-level booths. These older guys came and sat beside us too and kept sending us drinks. I was trying to avoid any contact with them so that they wouldn't think I was interested. Blondie was coming to pick us up and take us to Da Club and when she texted to say she was outside I still had to drink half of the second drink they had sent over. It was about my 6th drink that night and when I chugged the rest of it, it made me feel a little woozie for a minute. And then it was time to get out of the booth and leave for Da Club. I was still trying to avoid eye contact and was looking straight ahead as I got out of the booth behind Coke. And then BAM! Next thing you know, I'm on my knees, have no idea what just happened and the guys are all laughing and saying I'm cut off. I had took one big step out of the booth, forgetting that it was a step up from the floor. It's one of those things where you just look soo wasted but im 90% sure that that was something I would have done sober too. I mean, I am super clumsy. I have no coordination. The one day, Coke and I were at Dollarama and as we were leaving she saw something and said "Ash! Look!" I turned around to see what she was talking about and as I did so, I bumped a stand with bags of chips being displayed and knocked three of them off. Coke then said "let's just go" with a laugh as I picked the bags up and put them back. Then we were in the city and I hit the leg of a small table with my foot by accident in one of the stores. Just little things like that, all the time. Yesterday I was walking out of the bathroom I had just cleaned at the pool and ran my side into the door frame. I should just be covered in bubble wrap all the time. After the incident at BP's my foot was black and blue and swollen for almost two weeks. To this day, the muscles still haven't completely healed. After working all day I would come home and my ankle would be a cankle. Big Poppa said I had "Elephantitis"which I thought he was just making up to be a douche but it's an actual thing.
When I got home from Coke's birthday I also managed to drop my phone down the stairs which caused the battery to break out of it and I had to get a new one on Monday. But I upgraded to the iPhone 5 so I can't be too upset. My parents think I threw my phone on purpose because I had been complaining about it being slow lately but I assured them that I would have waited closer to pay day if that were the case. And I lost everything off of my old phone! My pictures, my memes, my notes, my SUPA PLAYLIST! It sucked!
Ever since Coke became legal we have been quite the bar stars though. We went to a country crawl in Edmonton with our friends at the beginning of February which was fun. We can't two-step very well though. Seannanigans did not fail to point this out to me and told me I had to practice before he would dance with me again. :( I don't know who died and made him king of the country clubs. All I know is that I look darn cute in a cowboy hat ;)
I think that about wraps up this post. I promise to blog a bit more often now. I will have a couple videos being posted soon as well so stay tuned!
May the Force be with You!!!
