I am currently sitting in the cafeteria at my new college trying to look too cool for friends by typing away on my phone. Hogwarts still hasn't gotten ahold of me and isn't returning my calls or emails so I decided I would make it jealous by coming to E-town. What am I majoring in? Badassness.
So I have now quit my jobs and am living in the city. It's alright so far. I'm going to visit home this weekend to see Mr. Gnarles and take Petey back to the mechanic's again since he's being a bitch and blasting unconditioned air.
I have to take an hour bus ride to school every morning and so far it hasn't been too bad. It's kind of weird though like I feel like I'm late when I'm on it because of all the stopping. I'm sure it would be faster to drive myself but I don't wanna pay for parking or deal with crazy drivers. And I really don't know my way around that well. Last night I went to Wendy's and then did about three circles trying to go home. First I accidentally turned into a parking lot that had its own turning lane. I'm not even embarrassed to admit that, I mean I'm from a small town, I've never seen that shit. Then when I got back on the right track I put myself in the left turning lane instead of just keeping left. I swear my GPS hates me. I'm waiting for it to just start swearing at me for being an idiot. So far no one creepy has sat beside me on the bus. Yesterday there was a lady with a moustache on the bus. Not like a super full grown 'stache but just like a woman with excessive upper lip hair who should probably do something about it. Or maybe share her secret with me so that I can finally become a part of Beardy and Seannanigans' Team Beard. This lady had two little boys with her and they were on their way to daycare. Every time the LRT would go by they would say "bye choo-choo!" which I found rather adorable. But then we were on the next bus waiting for it to leave the station and the LRT was loading people at their station across the street and I had to listen to "bye choo-choo" repeatedly for five minutes. Mustache tried to tell them that was enough but I guess they didn't agree. Pretty risky, whenever a mustache tells me to do something I do it. If the bus had left a minute later I would've been yelling "LEAVE CHOO-CHOO, LEAVE!!"
While here at college I'm really hoping to find myself. I've always thought it would be impossible since I think I've already lost a great portion of my mind. Not The Great Portion but a rather large portion. I did, however, manage to find out something about myself; I hate elevators. Living in a population of 7000 the only real elevators we have are in hotels or the hospital and since I rarely enter either I don't ride them very often. I've gone on the ones in west Ed but its only one floor difference. The ones in my college go up to the 7th floor of my program building and scare the shit out of me. I have gone in them I think three times and every time I have to hold onto the rail at the back and I sort of run through the doors. I don't like the dropping feeling whenever it starts or stops and I also have an image in my head of the doors closing while I'm going through them. This is why I took the stairs this morning all the way up to my 7th floor class. There's two flights of stairs per floor so after 14 I'm pretty sure the entire building could hear my heartbeat. But I mean exercise is good. I'm really determined to not gain 'The Freshman Fifteen' and have only been to Wendy's once...since yesterday :p
In my classes yesterday we had to do that thing where you say your name and something interesting about yourself. I fucking hate that. Like honestly I don't give a shit what you did this summer, I don't even know you. And everything someone says to try to be interesting isn't. Like even I forget all the interesting things about myself when put on the spot. Like my best friend is a 3 foot gnome, my favourite animal is the unicorn, my favourite color is sparkles, I'm a wizard, I love Wendy's, I drive a lemon car, I'm a lifeguard therefore mermaid and I bought a bonsai tree and its super badass and hasn't died yet, Dad, even though you said it would. Like if I said all that everyone would scooch their chairs to the opposite side of the classroom. Because that much awesomeness is really hard for most people to handle.
I actually am taking really good care of my bonsai tree. I water it every morning and put it out on the patio for sunlight and then bring it in at night. It's even growing new leaves because it just loves me so much.
Not sure if you guys have noticed this about me but I love things that are either miniature or gigantic (she said half of that ;) ) and I give inanimate objects personalities (watched Toy Story one too many times). See, not only am I finding myself but I'm also helping you find me.
I better get going though. I have my last class in half an hour and have to climb the stairs.
Have fun at school, nerds!
May the Force be with you!
-Rock Mutha Fuckin Awesome
(Feeling confident today, I am)
